once upon a time...

**cherrysis** · July 16th, 2005, 02:09 PM

who had recently moved to Arkansas....

**Lefty** · July 16th, 2005, 10:00 PM

beer cans open with his "hands" so instead he used...

**ellanoize** · July 16th, 2005, 11:19 PM

Arvins Beak, but it left an after taste like...

**cherrysmum** · July 17th, 2005, 03:22 AM

Cletus and Arvin..yep..they gotta be from Arkansas..Cletus had a slight problem.he couldn't get.....

**cherrysis** · July 17th, 2005, 04:03 AM

Sputum mixed with Old Milwalkee...

**Lefty** · July 17th, 2005, 09:25 AM

Which Cletus came to get accostumed to - no - he even started to like it, but...

**ellanoize** · July 18th, 2005, 12:37 AM

But The allergic reaction caused his plumage to...

**cherrysmum** · July 18th, 2005, 12:44 AM

turn an odd shade of flamingo pink so they decided to...

**cherrysis** · July 18th, 2005, 04:02 AM

change his name to Bird Bill and tear out all his feathers...

**Lefty** · July 18th, 2005, 05:50 PM

And this is how Cletus came te be known as...

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